JOHNNY DOETHE LIFE WHISPERER

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donbassActive RecruitAuthor
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#1

If hackers wanted to steal billions of dollars worth of bitcoin and mixers and tumblers werent enough to launders like 15 billion dollars or more of bitcoin, how could this vast amount be stolen and "cleaned"?

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I don’t know how you can steal billions in btc.
But we already saw it’s not a big deal to handle big amount of “dirty” btc. In fact, eventually all btc will be dirty, as per chainalysis definition.

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Ever heard of the lubian heist?

JohnnyDoe said:

I don’t know how you can steal billions in btc.
But we already saw it’s not a big deal to handle big amount of “dirty” btc. In fact, eventually all btc will be dirty, as per chainalysis definition.

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donbass said:

Ever heard of the lubian heist?

It’s not even clear if it was a theft.
Better put, the real theft is the one perpetrated by the DoJ, as usual.

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#5

If you have a few billions in btc you can find good solutions here ;)

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Marty McFly said:

If you have a few billions in btc you can find good solutions here ;)

Are you pulling my chain?

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donbass said:

Are you pulling my chain?

let's start with $1b. Send to bc1qw.... the rest you can ask me in private :D

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JohnnyDoe said:

let's start with $1b. Send to bc1qw.... the rest you can ask me in private :D

Are you serious or being mellowdramatic?

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#9

donbass said:

Are you serious or being mellowdramatic?

100% serious

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#10

donbass said:

Are you pulling my chain?

I can tell you that Mr. Doe sees solutions where others see problems ;)

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