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Emily Ratajkowski lists off ‘disturbed’ men she has dated in New York post-divorce

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I don’t recommend clicking the link and wasting time reading the article. I’ve quoted the amusing parts here.

Emily Ratajkowski lists off ‘disturbed’ men she has dated in New York post-divorce

Emily Ratajkowski got candid about the men she has hooked up with since her 2022 divorce from Sebastian Bear-McClard.

In a raw essay for The Cut published Friday, the model revealed she went on a hookup “mania,” writing that she “decided to f–k my way into a new kind of woman.”

Ratajkowski explored with a flurry of different suitors, coming to the conclusion that “men raised in New York are uniquely disturbed characters from man hell.”

She detailed her time with a DJ who allegedly told her “incest runs in” his family.

“There was Vegan Graffiti Artist with impeccable posture,” Ratajkowski continued. “Chef who thought he might have chlamydia, Spanish Gen-Zer who couldn’t stop sending me nudes, heavily self-medicated Son of a Billionaire with questionable politics, several Italians, and, of course, another DJ.”

What did you all do to this poor woman?

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As an Italian citizen, I feel some pride in my nominal countrymen here. Mentioned in dispatches, indeed.

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Paratore said:

What did you all do to this poor woman?

I’m not sure I understand what’s so special about her. Plenty of better, and more discreet, exemplars in NYC.

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JohnnyDoe said:

I’m not sure I understand what’s so special about her. Plenty of better, and more discreet, exemplars in NYC.

You can of course get one half her age with lip injections and implants just as big if that’s your thing. An acquaintance of mine who is in the Hollywood scene and who I believe is on her list though didn’t rise to the level of mention described her as extremely unintelligent. I guess some like the cachet of the major brands.

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Paratore said:

You can of course get one half her age with lip injections and implants just as big if that’s your thing. An acquaintance of mine who is in the Hollywood scene and who I believe is on her list though didn’t rise to the level of mention described her as extremely unintelligent. I guess some like the cachet of the major brands.

Sometimes it’s just a trend: you need to try out a woman because your friend did it.

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Too bad for Emily Ratajkowski. She just doesn’t have what it takes to gain my attention or get me into bed. How sad for her.

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Paratore said:

Too bad for Emily Ratajkowski. She just doesn’t have what it takes to gain my attention or get me into bed. How sad for her.

Maybe she has some special skills 🤪

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