IBK wants a payslip from investments company to become professional investor - Help Request

Hi all,

Interactive brokers and other brokers want me to show them that I worked in the investor/financial business in order to be classified as professional investor.
Can someone provide me a fake payslip? I would go for it, it's the only one way to be classified as professional investor and trade in the USA stock exchange and specified products.

I can pay for it.

Thank you in advance.