JOHNNY DOETHE LIFE WHISPERER

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donbass

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donbassActive RecruitAuthor
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#1

If brazil isnt good to deposit billions of usd worth of bitcoin, why would a lawyer in brazil tell me he could use banks in brazil to launder such vasts amounts of money then?

JohnnyDoeSchrödinger‘s guy
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#2

Because he’s either an idiot or a scammer

RickActive Recruit
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#3

This account only posts things about Brazil and laundering large sums of money. The latter of which is obv more of a liability.
What is the point of these posts @donbass

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#4

Rick said:

This account only posts things about Brazil and laundering large sums of money. The latter of which is obv more of a liability.
What is the point of these posts @donbass

Assuming that his posts are genuine, he's a good case study on the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Guy makes posts exposing himself online => people warn him about investing in Latin American "high-risk" sectors without deep connections => bUt laWYer saID iTz saiFE

Just because he may know his way around the dark web doesn't make him good at selecting talent. And if he's asking these questions on a public forum, I don't think wealth management is his strong suit either.
With that mindset, he'll be either taken to the cleaners or to Interpol.

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#5

chicharito said:

Assuming that his posts are genuine, he's a good case study on the Dunning-Kruger effect.

Guy makes posts exposing himself online => people warn him about investing in Latin American "high-risk" sectors without deep connections => bUt laWYer saID iTz saiFE

Just because he may know his way around the dark web doesn't make him good at selecting talent. And if he's asking these questions on a public forum, I don't think wealth management is his strong suit either.
With that mindset, he'll be either taken to the cleaners or to Interpol.

100%! You are 100% correct!

PS. @donbass - you should study law. In Brazil, this is easy. A good place is Centro Universitário CESUSC (Complexo de Ensino Superior de Santa Catarina LTDA (CESUSC)) Just search for Cursar Direito. You can visit the beach every day, too. The girls in Florianópolis are like Germans, Norwegians, Swedish, Danish, etc with protruding Gluteus Maximus and the "hot blood" of a chili pepper Latina. You'll be in Heaven and then you can find out from the inside how "c0rrvpt" Brazil is. Don't ever say we weren't there for you. BTW, it's less than US$1K a month to study law there as an international student. You'll thank us later ;)

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#6

jafo said:

protruding Gluteus Maximus

Which makes it good also for studying anatomy, as long as there are striations and not prosthetics, in which case you enter into Plastic Surgery territory - very strong in Brazil, how not to remember Pitanguy and his school.

BudKnowsNew Member
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#7

WTF did I just read

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#8

@JohnLocke went to all this trouble to create a sock puppet account here and make post after post attempting to incriminate people with crypto laundering and all you guys can talk about is Brazilian booties.

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#9

Paratore said:

@JohnLocke went to all this trouble to create a sock puppet account here and make post after post attempting to incriminate people with crypto laundering and all you guys can talk about is Brazilian booties.

Touché!

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#10

AI programmed to entertain

Joe TopNew Member
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Paratore said:

@JohnLocke went to all this trouble to create a sock puppet account here and make post after post attempting to incriminate people with crypto laundering and all you guys can talk about is Brazilian booties.

Hahahah! Unbelievable!

jafo said:

Touché!

@jafo you know him? can you PM me?

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Joe Top said:

Hahahah! Unbelievable!

@jafo you know him? can you PM me?

Pm you but how?

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#13

donbass said:

Pm you but how?

You need to have a paid membership to PM other members Choose account type

compromisedNew Member
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#14

The Great Dane is trying to provoke the distinguished members and discredit us by sharing his Great Gatsby fan fiction set out in Brazil.

Calling himself Donbass is an interesting choice, probably thinks he’ll really get under someone's skin with that one.

Enjoying Copacabana while dodging extradition... solid plot armor. Brazil has no treaty with Denmark (though Switzerland is covered, so pick your safe haven more carefully next time).

Fortunately he still nets 1.6m, so the upgrade shouldn’t be a problem.

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#15

compromised said:

The Great Dane

he knows that by creating content he would benefit this forum, I don’t think he’s so stupid

Joe TopNew Member
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#16

JohnnyDoe said:

he knows that by creating content he would benefit this forum, I don’t think he’s so stupid

Think so too. It must be somebody else then.

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