Looking for creative SoF solutions

Hello OCT!

A little story first....

Many years ago I was working as a software developer contractor for a crypto project. Completely paid in BTC, no contracts whatsoever. It turned out that the project was a money grab, with owners disappearing, however I was paid in full. I still have the coins from those days and they have appreciated eye watering sums. The coins I have are clearly dated as very old, and received when they were worth tens of thousands of USD. However.....

Cashing out to paper currency is no problem. Good for buying new shoes and food ... But I want to buy properties to generate passive income.

If I sell them on exchange there is a non 0% chance I will be blamed for the moneygrab because these coins are directly linked with the project I was working on. I did the mistake of deleting all comunication, all left is coins.
Even after all these years, the coins dont get flagged in exchanges/aml software. Maybe everyone has forgotten. But what if someone files as victim and red flags come up 5 years later? Not a way to sleep well.

As I see it, it boils down to cash > ?????? > real estate in my (or my companys) name.

How would you solve this problem? How much would it cost? I am located in EU but could partially relocate to UAE for example.

I want to also own "real assets". This passive income to bank accounts would enable me to pay with card. Not everything can be purchased in cash (flights, hotels, online orders). It's not just about the income. I have enough money, I need to be able to spend it. And also diversify my net worth.

Before someone mentions it: Crypto card is no go for me. I don't want my name linked to these coins.
Even if I buy unlinked to me crypto with this cash, I wouldn't have SoF for it and one day these purchases may be reported causing back taxation.

JohnnyDoe said:

So you want to sell deflationary btc for inflationary fiat to be invested for offsetting inflation. bor&%#
First thing you could invest in a good finance tutor so you learn the mechanisms of money.
Then, breathe and find friends who can help with your privacy needs.

Yes, almost exactly that (I do plan to beat inflation with real estate though).

I am looking to improve the quality of my life through getting decent sized earnings on my own name.

Imagine you want to buy something nice for someone but have to order it online? Have millions but not enough on card to buy something for a few thousand online? That is not quality of life.
Arranging "friends" who can pay for each of your purpose? Thats prisoner life.
Ordering anonymous cards, arranging anonymous addresses to receive the stuff to and then worrying if you logged in with the right ip in the anonymous EMI? Thats living scared.

To do it your way, and maintain 100% privacy to avoid reporting and leaving a paper trail is very energy consuming.

I want to put this energy to get the funds in my name, and have all taxes paid. Preferably low or near 0%.

Do you have any suggestions how to achieve that?
Maybe I am really looking at this through the wrong lens.... I am open to be englightened.