Need to settle $150k bill

I need to settle a bill with a law firm based in an English speaking country. I do not wish to specify the country publicly but it is one of the following: UK, Canada, Australia or NZ.

• Amount owed is around $150,000.
• I only have no source crypto.
• I do not have any bank accounts and try to avoid them.
• I am not physically located in the country the law firm is based.
• I am not able to travel.
• I'm sensitive to anything that requires me to personally submit to KYC.

My ideal solution is to retain a lawyer in a non English speaking jurisdiction who accepts crypto and after verifying the legitimate and lawful nature of this transaction will consider acting as my intermediary so if anyone has any references let me know however this is probably unlikely so I am looking for more ideas from community on how I could settle this bill.

thanks