Residence of Switzerland: apply to become a luxury prisoner. Job opening

CEO said:

I only commented for the misuse the word illegal.

oh well sans-papiers sounds better... it's more romantic that way. Should've used that?

+ They put immigrants in a jail near to the airport (no sleep with the planes noise) . It's totally unethical.

So what, there's a radisson and another hotel at the same distance from the runway, just on the opposite side.
do the same in USA and you'll get the same treatment.
They complain they've got no internet... should've tried that in Norway not in Switzerland. They've got the best prisons there with all the comforts.

yeah they're more harsh than other EU jail officers there for sure... especially towards foreigners.
I think many of those "prisoners" realized swiss aren't really that empathetic and not very tolerant... the self harming tricks don't work there.
It's not like in many other countries where you can get a medical "report" and they set you free...
that's one of the few things that still set them apart from EU.
They can keep you there for as much as 18 months...
Slicing your wrists or setting yourself on fire hoping you get an upgrade, there it doesn't work.
Not even faking mental issues... they will just drug you... and it'll be worse really.
I am sad for the people who died there trying that and figured out the hard way.
They should have been informed that Switzerland is not the paradise it is often portrayed to be.

Oh BTW a friend was raided in his private home... it's not fun.
They use same tricks as USA, they target you.
If you upset the wrong people with just your voice, you'll get raided multiple times. Sometime a youtube channel is enough for that!
if you're too noisy, you'll get the treatment.
so yes, there's a dark side.

JohnnyDoe said:

Don't worry, Switzerland is fixing it: swissinfo.ch/eng/demographics/video-life-ins…son/47545374

Actual Swiss prison cell:

NGL, this is so much better and bigger than my childhood house! When I say we were poor European immigrants, I'm NOT exaggerating 😫

JohnnyDoe said:

Norwegian prison (for real):

Holy sh1t! This is unreal!

PS. I spent time in the ameriKKKan gulag when fighting my case, so I can assure you, this Norwegian prison is luxury:ROFLMAO:

JohnnyDoe said:

On the “Switzerland is so super safe” myth:

bbc.com/sport/formula1/articles/clyp65zpxe0o

The "French" doctors, engineers, and entrepreneurs are added at it again 🤣

PS. The problem with the West is that politicians and public servants have "learned" to profit from this vile behavior because they ALSO are committing mala in se crimes under the ruse of home invasion (Venezuela/Maduro, Iran/Ayatollah etc) and "taxes"🤣. If you get caught doing a mala in se crime here in China like a home invasion robbery, your ass is going to be executed...as it should be;)

Noteworthy, if you get accosted in China, just stand your ground and back off the assailant but do NOT chase him or use excessive force. He'll get caught and will serve 15 years in prison (reeducation camp - like all my Anger or Control Modification classes I had to do when Americans would gang up on me (but in reverse 🙄)