The JohnnyDoe Forum

How This Forum Will Be Different

Unlike the self-important censors at OffshoreCorpTalk — who moderate like dictators and spy like Gestapo — the JohnnyDoe forum follows a different creed:

"Whoever has authority makes themselves small."

— Pope Leo XIV, 9 May 2025

"Whoever wishes to become great among you must be your servant, and whoever wishes to be first among you must be slave of all."

(Gospel of Mark 10:43–44)

Here, free speech isn't tolerated — it's sacred.

You can criticize, question, mock, challenge, and disagree. Loudly. The only limits:

• • No doxxing or privacy violations
• • No spam
• • No bots or fake engagement

There are no sacred cows here — not even me. Moderators exist to serve the discussion, not to stifle it.

Welcome to the anti-OCT. Welcome to the JohnnyDoe forum.
Because as John Stuart Mill warned us:

"…with small men no great thing can really be accomplished."

— On Liberty (1859)

BREAKING: OffshoreCorpTalk Enters Its Final Form

Big day for the regime. Three major updates you didn't ask for, but desperately needed:

1. JohnLocke is Now Robert Downey Jr.

Yes, the admin of OCT has upgraded his avatar to Iron Man — because when you ban people for thinking independently, it's important to look cool doing it.

2. Post Badges Are Live!

Members can now give each other shiny virtual stickers — two free, two paid — in a move clearly inspired by the high-trust dynamics of North Korean military promotions.

Because nothing says offshore credibility like grown men awarding each other cartoon medals.

3. New "Trusted Providers" Added!

And by "trusted," we mean: just signed up, made five posts, and paid JohnLocke — or is JohnLocke.

Forget experience, reputation, or actual feedback. On OCT, if your wire clears, you're instantly credible.

It's hard to parody this stuff when it's already parodying itself.

If you're ready for a forum where trust is earned, not purchased, and badges aren't handed out like Halloween candy — you know where to find us.