JOHNNY DOETHE LIFE WHISPERER

Business Bank Account For UK LTD

Heretolearn

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#1

Hello everyone,

I'm in need of a business bank account happy to go with an EMI or whatever is recommended. I own a UK LTD company and need a bank account under my companies name to settle funds in. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated. Just for reference I myself am based in Australia but conducting business in the UK.

Martin EversonOffshoreCorpTalk moderator
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Have you tried Wise?

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Martin Everson said:

Have you tried Wise?

I believe I'm outside their risk appetite I sell SARMs

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Heretolearn said:

I believe I'm outside their risk appetite I sell SARMs

Try Tesla Pay.

teslapay.eu/business-accounts-2/

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Martin Everson said:

Try Tesla Pay.

teslapay.eu/business-accounts-2/

Awesome thank you I'll apply right away

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No bank will accept your business, especially if you run it from Australia where the substances are illegal. Try with a proper front shop and offer your customers a good crypto checkout system.

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Also make sure that you are selling legit stuff: if a customer encounters health issues because what you sold him doesn't contain what is supposed to, you risk big.

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All our products are third party tested in a accredited lab. We pay a lot more to ensure that the product is exactly what it is advertised as no cutting corners.

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JohnnyDoe said:

Also make sure that you are selling legit stuff: if a customer encounters health issues because what you sold him doesn't contain what is supposed to, you risk big.

Unless he gets, like some recent Big Pharma manufacturers, where the government has granted the v******* manufacturers immunity from liability. rof/%

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