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Caroline Ellison (FTX) has been released

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Former FTX executive Caroline Ellison has been released from federal custody after serving part of her sentence tied to the implosion of FTX.

Ellison was not a sideshow. She ran Alameda Research, the proprietary trading arm that treated customer deposits like a free liquidity buffet. She pled guilty in 2024 to fraud and money laundering and cooperated extensively. Translation: she snitched and traded testimony for time.
That cooperation was decisive in the conviction of Sam Bankman-Fried, who is now serving a 25 year sentence, one of the longest handed out for a modern financial crime in the US.

14 months served out of 24.
Snitching matters more than damage caused.
Prosecutors needed a map through opaque balance sheets, intercompany loans, and nonsense accounting. She gave it to them. The first executive to fold writes history.
Ellison’s release is a reminder of the power of snitching.

And I'm pretty sure she still holds some xmr somewhere...

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Sometimes not being mute gets you out of prison. Often to the graveyard though.

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JohnnyDoe said:

Former FTX executive Caroline Ellison has been released from federal custody after serving part of her sentence tied to the implosion of FTX.

Ellison was not a sideshow. She ran Alameda Research, the proprietary trading arm that treated customer deposits like a free liquidity buffet. She pled guilty in 2024 to fraud and money laundering and cooperated extensively. Translation: she snitched and traded testimony for time.
That cooperation was decisive in the conviction of Sam Bankman-Fried, who is now serving a 25 year sentence, one of the longest handed out for a modern financial crime in the US.

14 months served out of 24.
Snitching matters more than damage caused.
Prosecutors needed a map through opaque balance sheets, intercompany loans, and nonsense accounting. She gave it to them. The first executive to fold writes history.
Ellison’s release is a reminder of the power of snitching.

And I'm pretty sure she still holds some xmr somewhere...

Trust the plan. SBF will soon be released, he's just finalizing wiring some money to buy some Trump Coin and a presidential pardon will follow.

About the girlfriend Caroline, good to know she's back on the market, she is said to have the best throat game in the entirety of the Bahamas, the whole FTX team has tried it though she still preferred taking it in SBF's Toyota backseat.

About her XMR, not like she will need it anyway, I'm sure she can find somewhere to crash at and that she'll have plenty of protein shake to keep her well fed.

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