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Guinea Bissau passport

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#1

I’ve asked this before, probably, but I either never got a good answer or I didn’t understand the answer I got. Let’s pretend that someone gets a legitimate Guinea-Bissau citizenship and passport. Now what? What do you do with it aside from easier access to West Africa in the case you have business interests there? You can’t travel easily with it. What kind of bank is going to open an account for a white man with a Guinea-Bissau passport? Is there some kind of criminal or money laundering use that I am missing? The whole thing seems like it would just bring more heat than it shields you from.

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Paratore said:

I’ve asked this before, probably, but I either never got a good answer or I didn’t understand the answer I got. Let’s pretend that someone gets a legitimate Guinea-Bissau citizenship and passport. Now what? What do you do with it aside from easier access to West Africa in the case you have business interests there? You can’t travel easily with it. What kind of bank is going to open an account for a white man with a Guinea-Bissau passport? Is there some kind of criminal or money laundering use that I am missing? The whole thing seems like it would just bring more heat than it shields you from.

You cannot get a legitimate Guinea Bissau passport, period.
You might convince some bank to open an account with it, you never know, social skills and money can open doors. But at that point, much better to buy a good replica from a reputable country, at a fraction of the price, and every bank will gladly accept you.

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JohnnyDoe said:

You cannot get a legitimate Guinea Bissau passport, period.
You might convince some bank to open an account with it, you never know, social skills and money can open doors. But at that point, much better to buy a good replica from a reputable country, at a fraction of the price, and every bank will gladly accept you.

Treat it like a hypothetical thought experiment. If you did get one, what could you do with it? What benefit would it provide?

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Paratore said:

Treat it like a hypothetical thought experiment. If you did get one, what could you do with it? What benefit would it provide?

You might be able to use it to cross some African border (I know people who have used much worse things or nothing at all) and to open a bank account in Africa. Being black would help.
It is also a nice addition to your collection of passports, if you are into this hobby. Your neighbor/friend/girlfriend might be impressed.

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Paratore said:

He’s touting diplomatic appointments and diplomatic passports now.

You can get diplomatic passports from Guine Bissau? How much do you need to invest for that and with whom?

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Joe Top said:

You can get diplomatic passports from Guine Bissau? How much do you need to invest for that and with whom?

You can get a diplomatic passport from GB, unfortunately it’s not a real appointment.
Real diplomatic appointments require a minimum commitment of $200k, and involve meeting with real government officers etc.

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JohnnyDoe said:

You can get a diplomatic passport from GB, unfortunately it’s not a real appointment.
Real diplomatic appointments require a minimum commitment of $200k, and involve meeting with real government officers etc.

Sometimes even then it is a fake.

abc.net.au/news/2018-06-20/boris-becker-dipl…says/9889294

I think in this situation it is even less than that. Possible he’ll just disappear with the payment and not even provide fake documents.

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Paratore said:

Sometimes even then it is a fake.

abc.net.au/news/2018-06-20/boris-becker-dipl…says/9889294

I think in this situation it is even less than that. Possible he’ll just disappear with the payment and not even provide fake documents.

Is the country that bad? Any investment organization that can help maybe? Not much on Google either.
google.com/search?q=gunea%20bissau%20investment
AFSIC, IFAD, UNDP?

At least, you would hopefully get something for your investment.

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You need real, trusted contacts, a verifiable procedure, milestones etc.

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Any idea who can help? Câmara de Comércio, Indústria, Agricultura e Serviços da Guiné-Bissau, National Investment Agency or Export Promotion Agency maybe? @Paratore, @jafo any ideas?

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Joe Top said:

Any idea who can help? Câmara de Comércio, Indústria, Agricultura e Serviços da Guiné-Bissau, National Investment Agency or Export Promotion Agency maybe? @Paratore, @jafo any ideas?

Don't bother, it's a scam.

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It seems that he pulled the trigger after a cool three months on the forums over there. He’s hawking a crypto loan syndication fund for “sophisticated investors” and is promising 15% annual returns.

He leads off with “Over time, many members on this forum have dealt with me directly and know what I’m about.” With a join date of Feb 20, 2026, apparently not over that much time, though.

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Paratore said:

It seems that he pulled the trigger after a cool three months on the forums over there. He’s hawking a crypto loan syndication fund for “sophisticated investors” and is promising 15% annual returns.

He leads off with “Over time, many members on this forum have dealt with me directly and know what I’m about.” With a join date of Feb 20, 2026, apparently not over that much time, though.

Ditto as above. Just another OCT scammer.

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OCT reminds me of 3-card monte in forum form. Build up a bunch of accounts, vouchers, and people "betting" on the monte game. 90% of them are probably just there to hype the mark. Of course this technique works elsewhere, but rarely do you see it in such exquisite, academically pure form.

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sampledSky said:

OCT reminds me of 3-card monte in forum form. Build up a bunch of accounts, vouchers, and people "betting" on the monte game. 90% of them are probably just there to hype the mark. Of course this technique works elsewhere, but rarely do you see it in such exquisite, academically pure form.

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