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I need to lease an apartment/room in Serbia

JohnnyDoe

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#1

As per the title. It can be anywhere, I don't want to ever use it, I just need a lease agreement to file for a residence permit (based on business which I already own).

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JohnnyDoe said:

As per the title. It can be anywhere, I don't want to ever use it, I just need a lease agreement to file for a residence permit (based on business which I already own).

I assume you already found an apartment, did this work out for you like this ?

random000 said:

Just saw the thread. This is most used website for rentals in Serbia. Many agencies there especially for Belgrade Waterfront (Beograd na vodi).

halooglasi.com/nekretnine/izdavanje-stanova/beograd

very useful if it works with the residence permit.

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#4

Not sure about laws for residence permit, but for a living best areas in Belgrade: Beograd na vodi, Dorcol, Vracar. Beograd na vodi has mini Dubai vibes (actually investor are Eagle hills from UAE and Serbian government 50/50). They are completing phase 1 of developments and expanding more alongside the river and across the river). Many expats living in that area, some invested, some rented.

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#5

clemens said:

I assume you already found an apartment, did this work out for you like this ?

I no longer need it as I'm taking residence in Russia ;)

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#6

JohnnyDoe said:

I no longer need it as I'm taking residence in Russia ;)

You are joking about that right ?

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JohnnyDoe said:

I no longer need it as I'm taking residence in Russia ;)

It's a joke right ? smi(&%

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#10

You can multi quote if you don't know that, click REPLY on each post your want to reply to and it will stash in the below window ;)

So you took advantage of the Russian resident permit. I hope we still see you around in the future

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clemens said:

You can multi quote if you don't know that, click REPLY on each post your want to reply to and it will stash in the below window ;)

Automerge feature coming back soon

clemens said:

So you took advantage of the Russian resident permit. I hope we still see you around in the future

More chances to end up locked in a western prison than in a Russian gulag.

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JohnnyDoe said:

More chances to end up locked in a western prison than in a Russian gulag.

#Bingooooooooooooooo.... smi(&%


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PS. It's really amazing you have been able to figure this out. Getting out of the propaganda is NOT easy! I know a myriad of very intelligent (in my defense, compared to me, most people are intelligent rof/%) and very educated people (lots of Uni degrees; some are Uni professors) who are so mesmerized by Western propaganda that I do NOT even dare to try to "wake them up." hi%#

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jafo said:

#Bingooooooooooooooo.... smi(&%


View this content on Instagram

PS. It's really amazing you have been able to figure this out. Getting out of the propaganda is NOT easy! I know a myriad of very intelligent (in my defense, compared to me, most people are intelligent rof/%) and very educated people (lots of Uni degrees; some are Uni professors) who are so mesmerized by Western propaganda that I do NOT even dare to try to "wake them up." hi%#

What do you try to say? That all we read and hear about Russia is Western Propaganda and Putin is actually the Pope and only wants the best for all of Europe, everything that happens to opponents isn't real, and the war in Ukraine is blasphemy?

With other words Russia is the Paradise ?

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clemens said:

What do you try to say? That all we read and hear about Russia is Western Propaganda and Putin is actually the Pope and only wants the best for all of Europe, everything that happens to opponents isn't real, and the war in Ukraine is blasphemy?

With other words Russia is the Paradise ?

You saw the video, right? 🙄
Russia:
400 people in Russia arrested for posting on social media! That's NO picnic, right? 400 out of 144.2 million.
So, in Russia, the per capita arrest rate is approximately 0.28 arrests per 100,000 people

UK:
3300 people in the UK arrested for posting on social media! That's DEFINITELY NOT a picnic, right? 3300 out of 66.97 million.
So, in the UK, The per capita arrest rate in the second scenario is approximately 4.93 arrests per 100,000 people.

4.93/0.28 = 178!!! People are 178 times more likely to be arrested in the UK for posting BS on social media than in Russia.

This is simple, rudimentary maths. It doesn't mean Russia is Elysium or Putin is a Saint!
It means ONE is worse than the other! Or better than the other, depending on whether you are a glass-half-empty person or a glass-half-full person. ;)

clemens said:

everything that happens to opponents isn't real

smi(&% rof/%

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Source: The Witch Hunt for Trump!

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smi(&% rof/%

clemens said:

and the war in Ukraine is blasphemy?

smi(&% rof/%
Ukraine vs NC GA and TN.webp

I'm sure the American citizens living in NC, GA, and TN are pleased about all this. They must be ecstatic! Imagine how you would feel if your relatives gave all of your money to Ukrainians while you starved during a natural disaster! Just imagine.... 🙄

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clemens said:

With other words Russia is the Paradise ?

(1) You see...this is where people go amiss with the propaganda....

***and***

(2) The fallacy you're referring to is called the False Dilemma (also known as False Dichotomy or Black-and-White Thinking). This logical fallacy occurs when someone presents only two options or extremes as the only possible choices, while in reality, there may be many alternatives. It simplifies a complex issue by ignoring other potential solutions or nuances.

For example, in a discussion about a political issue, someone might say, "You either support this policy, or you're against freedom," implying that there are only two stances when there could be a range of positions in between. ;)

Now, juxtapose these TWO opposite lives:

(A) To my gay "first cousin once removed," enate side, Spain and France are the BEST places on Earth. He works in the LGBTQ++++ community. Their favorite vacation spot? Senegal or any African country where they can pay the destitute young men in their 20s. smi(&% rof/% - F*cked up! 100% true! It's reality, though!

(B) To another "first cousin once removed," the agnate side””the Italian side””Russia is the place to be. He's married to a girl from St. Petersburg, and they live in Russia. Their kids were born in Russia. He can't stand the BS in the West. He owns three homes in Russia and is super happy with his wife and her family. He doesn't want his children to see the degeneracy and debauchery in the West.

Now, imagine someone, Mr. Fascist, being so arrogant to try to manipulate the lives of these two and choose for them what is best for them based on Mr. Fascist's values and experiences. What would you think of Mr. Fascist?

I'm shocked some of you don't see things from the perspectives of others.

We Live and LET live! ;)

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jafo said:

You saw the video, right? 🙄

No, just thought it again was some sort of Russia for All post !

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#17

clemens said:

No, just thought it again was some sort of Russia for All post !

The video is funny (to me). It puts things into perspective! ;)

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