Own/lease/rent cars anonymously in EU (Italy)

Anyone knows a way to own, lease or rent cars in Italy or in EU with Crypto?
I have mid 7 figures in crypto but I can't spend it. I would love to rent or even buy a car if possible.
Italy is very strict when you buy/lease and the registration gets reported to tax agencies.
Renting cars has no such regulations but I need to find a good one that doesn't rip me off with high prices.

Any ideas?
Buying shares in a car dealership with crypto? Nothing else comes to mind

jafo said:

I rent cars from regular rental agencies by the month! Cars are a depreciating asset, so buying them to me is like burning cash.
I purchased cars (Hummer H1 & BMW 750) in 2001 (the last cars I ever purchased) and juxtaposed that same amount invested in BRKA stocks.

The cars I obviously sold by now, but with maintenance and everything else, I'm $375K in the hole w/o counting my time. Including my time, I'm about US$535K in the hole. Compare this to the same initial US$225K investment in 2001 which is now +US$1.7M with NO headaches. I keep an extensive Excel worksheet juxtaposing purchases, time, and expenses vs. investing in the market.

I have cut frequent renter deals with car rental agencies e.g. SIXT and I can get a Mercedes Benz or BMW for less than €1000/month with everything included (except fuel, of course).

Simplify your life! It's so much easier to make the RIGHT decisions in life when you aren't dealing with "decision fatigue".

Get a crypto debit card and load it with the amount of crypto (EUR or USD) you are going to spend. I do this all the time. It's easy. Search this forum or Google. Check reviews too.

I agree, horrible investment.
Renting what I was thinking about too. But I was looking to get more "luxurious" cars if you know what I mean.
I already have a crypto debit card but you can't use that to rent cars, most car rentals require a CREDIT card.
I found some car rentals that accept crypto but they seem more expensive than normal. Any good car dealers in Italy?