In need of an LLC with a bank account anywhere else than in the EU

The title says it all. In the US it's rather complicated and banking comes with a risk to be terminated by the few EMIs that would actually onboard you at any time.

I liked very much the Abu Dhabi virtual license which I stumbled upon recently, but banking seems even harder with this entity than with a US LLC.

Open to any suggestion. Thanks in advance

The goal is to trade US ETFs as an European. Don't mind to be taxed in Croatia where I am resident. I would prefer to avoid whitelabels (I have a personal distrust to Georgian people, call me crazy) or passing the professional investor test with IBKR which I think is quasi impossible for me.

Sorry for the challenging request

Sending good vibes to all my fellow members from my view to the beach, holiday season is starting here in Balkan, many butts good and well-mannered female visitors to be seen