JOHNNY DOETHE LIFE WHISPERER

Real or fake?

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Has anyone come across someone on offshorecorptalk.com who goes by the name gh0pbiz? Has anyone done business with him/them? They claim to have been in business for the past 25 years but like several years ago i dont recall them advertising on that forum! Would anyone here know if theyre legit or just a scam artist?

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#3

JohnnyDoe said:

As a general rule, whoever today advertises on that forum is a clown/scammer/idiot

Also has PhD in stupidity + Moron, banana and big belly 🤣

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#4

JohnnyDoe said:

Just read there: gh0p.biz - The parents’ basement edition of "Ultimate Security"

As a general rule, whoever today advertises on that forum is a clown/scammer/idiot

Whats really weird is that gh0pbiz claims he has like 25 years experience but i dont recall seeing him advertising on oct like in 2017/18!!! Does he meet clients in person at all?

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#5

donbass said:

Whats really weird is that gh0pbiz claims he has like 25 years experience but i dont recall seeing him advertising on oct like in 2017/18!!! Does he meet clients in person at all?

Of course he doesn’t. He is a teenager operating from his parents’ basement.

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JohnnyDoe said:

Of course he doesn’t. He is a teenager operating from his parents’ basement.

How can you be so certain? What if a lawyer in brazil were to tell you he can launder vasts amounts of unknoen bitcoin using privately owned banks where there are corrupt actors involved?

The lawyer in brazil is willing to meet with you in person but in brazil...

JohnnyDoe said:

Of course he doesn’t. He is a teenager operating from his parents’ basement.

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donbass said:

How can you be so certain? What if a lawyer in brazil were to tell you he can launder vasts amounts of unknoen bitcoin using privately owned banks where there are corrupt actors involved?

The lawyer in brazil is willing to meet with you in person but in brazil...

Don't be so obsessed with this topic. Follow @jafo's advice and enjoy other kinds of brazilians.

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#8

JohnnyDoe said:

Don't be so obsessed with this topic. Follow @jafo's advice and enjoy other kinds of brazilians.

????

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donbass said:

What if a lawyer in brazil were to tell you he can launder vasts amounts of unknoen bitcoin using privately owned banks where there are corrupt actors involved?

The lawyer in brazil is willing to meet with you in person but in brazil...

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo................................................... 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦

Travel alert: Kidnapping at popular Brazil tropical destination leads to federal warning Updated: Aug. 12, 2025, 1:31 p.m.|Published: Aug. 12, 2025, 8:00 a.m.

"On Aug. 8, the travel update for Brazil was updated to indicate the increased risk of kidnapping. Brazil is under a Level 2: Exercise Increased Caution Advisory. According to the advisory, there was a kidnapping for ransom of a U.S. traveler in Brazil, though no details of location were provided."

If you fall for this: Requiescat in Pace (RIP) 😳

PS. What he is proposing is the OLDEST trick in the book in Brazil.

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jafo said:

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo................................................... 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦 🤦

Travel alert: Kidnapping at popular Brazil tropical destination leads to federal warning Updated: Aug. 12, 2025, 1:31 p.m.|Published: Aug. 12, 2025, 8:00 a.m.

"On Aug. 8, the travel update for Brazil was updated to indicate the increased risk of kidnapping. Brazil is under a Level 2: Exercise Increased Caution Advisory. According to the advisory, there was a kidnapping for ransom of a U.S. traveler in Brazil, though no details of location were provided."

If you fall for this: Requiescat in Pace (RIP) 😳

PS. What he is proposing is the OLDEST trick in the book in Brazil.

------------------------------------------
Solution:
---->>>>> PSS. If you REALLY want to know to confirm if "your" lawyer is a REAL crook or not...Consult lawyers vetted by LexMundi: LexMundi

= "Lex Mundi is a membership organization of 150 law firms, united by a unique collaborative culture.

We meticulously select one member exclusively per jurisdiction. Our members are among the most established and longest-standing in their jurisdiction, making them the prime choice for clients seeking exceptional local advice.

We provide our members exclusively a range of business support services to include project management of client matters, professional development, innovation & technology advisory, and we facilitate knowledge sharing and world-class thought leadership.

Through our Pro Bono Foundation, we empower lawyers and the network to give something back to the community."

What if nothing comes up?

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#12

donbass said:

What if nothing comes up?

The lawyers on that list are the ONLY lawyers you should consult with and TRUST in "corrupt-laden" countries. 😇

PS. There are other ways to get decent lawyers, but they are TOO sophisticated to explain here and, as far as I can tell from your posts, they are NOT your neighbors in e.g. New York, Los Angeles, Miami, Tokyo, Singapore, Monaco or Switzerland ;)

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#13

jafo said:

The lawyers on that list are the ONLY lawyers you should consult with and TRUST in "corrupt-laden" countries. 😇

PS. There are other ways to get decent lawyers, but they are TOO sophisticated to explain here and, as far as I can tell from your posts, they are NOT your neighbors in e.g. New York, Los Angeles, Miami, Tokyo, Singapore, Monaco or Switzerland ;)

But the lawyer im talking about does come up in a brazilian government database! He and about 500 other lawyers scattered across brazil...

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donbass said:

But the lawyer im talking about does come up in a brazilian government database! He and about 500 other lawyers scattered across brazil...

Is he good? What is his name?

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donbass said:

But the lawyer im talking about does come up in a brazilian government database! He and about 500 other lawyers scattered across brazil...

At least he is not on the FBI wanted database/list 😆

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#16

donbass said:

But the lawyer im talking about does come up in a brazilian government database! He and about 500 other lawyers scattered across brazil...

I'm now convinced @Paratore is correct when he wrote this: @JohnLocke went to all this trouble to create a sock puppet account here and make post after post attempting to incriminate people with crypto laundering and all you guys can talk about is Brazilian booties.

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

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#17

No offense but I don't know why we are still entertaining these absurd ideas/questions. A Brazilian lawyer who can alledgedly launder billions in crypto sounds like a B-comedy movie that can only end in a massive drama. It is quite refreshing though, an entirely different concept than a Yahoo boy from West Africa for a change.

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#18

Fiscal said:

No offense but I don't know why

because we enjoy going OT 😀 and not being banned for that!

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jafo said:

I'm now convinced @Paratore is correct when he wrote this: @JohnLocke went to all this trouble to create a sock puppet account here and make post after post attempting to incriminate people with crypto laundering and all you guys can talk about is Brazilian booties.

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

To answer the question in the title of the thread: he is fake! 😇:angelic::angelic::angelic::angelic::angelic::angelic:

JohnnyDoe said:

because we enjoy going OT 😀 and not being banned for that!

Do we get OT badges for that?

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#20

Joe Top said:

Do we get OT badges for that?

We can discuss this, could be a new feature. The appropriate place is here: 🗣️ Feedback & Suggestions or you go OT

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