Reset my Life in Newbie Stupid Mistake?

Boy did I fuckup, went hanging all my laundry BEFORE access to these ripe parts. My question is: Is there anyway to remove my (stupid) non-mentored section posts about my offshore structure? It was like I bleed-out details that I certainly shouldn't have. Any recourse?

thanks,
dumbass

I mean any recourse that doesn't involve some self-denigrating annihilation, i.e., f**k off and die, Anything you think you might be successful at will take more than your miserable life could possibly muster, Your existence reminds me more of a parasite I eventually stomped with antibiotics, and the all time favorite; Your mother never loved you a*****e, I know because because I'm the one that saved you from the toilet. A bit of humor round-these-parts (only occasionally) would be like an oasis in the desert, yes?